Unicorn Being A Jerk

I don't know what to put here, it's making me nervous

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bonespanek:

bonespanek:

what is jesus was just schizophrenic

and mary was gonna be in so much shit with her parents if she was pregnant so she was like “no i’m a virgin i promise” 

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bonespanek:

americandreambarbie:

FRIENDLY REMINDER that walking on grass is the same as physically assaulting a human being!!! :) grass is a plant and therefore has life and feelings and should be treated with dignity and respect!!! :) also it is an EXTREME personal and cultural slight to those who identify as grasskin or other plantkin!!! if i ever see one of you in person and you’re walking on grass you will be unfollowed blocked and deleted from the internet!!! :) uwu :)))

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fuckupyouslut:

You deserve to date someone who’s proud to be seen with you. Who holds your hand in public and tells their friends about you. Not someone who hides you away and is ashamed. Remember that.

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