solisaureus:

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came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my cat

aflo:

bwitiye:

applying for jobs sucks so bad i wish i could be one of the crabs that ate amelia earhart

why do you hate women

cryptotheism:

Using my boyfriend’s laptop and the first thing I see is the Wikipedia for Beef Stew where every link is purple

funeralprocessor:

tooies:

i think “take a hike” is like the funniest response to someone. like dude just get outta here. and go experience the wonder of nature for a bit

ancestral form of touch grass